Rest assured that everything is perfect except for the things that aren’t.
Published in · 3 min read · Mar 26, 2020
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Hi, Greg here.
First of all, I wanted to say thanks again for taking a chance on me. Times have been tough for Craigslist house-sitters. MindMyHouse and “trusted friends and relatives” have gobbled up market share. It’s tough to trust a stranger to take care of the pets, let alone leave the electrical wiring unpawned, but you did it. Faith in humanity restored!.
Second, and more to the point, rest assured that everything is perfect except for the things that aren’t.
I’m sure you’ll want to know how the cats are doing. I’m happy to report that all 4 of them are doing okay. Or 3. Whatever the correct number of cats is, that many are fine and dandy.
I’ll bet you didn’t realize that you were also hiring a skilled gardener. No one ever expects to find one between the dog-sitters and discount masseuses. Not to brag, but I’ve had a bit of a green thumb from a chemical burn when I was 9. I noticed your leaf-children were looking a bit anemic, so I took it upon myself to try and put a little pep in their step. By that I mean I dosed the fern with a special concoction of spring water and anabolic steroids.
